Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Special Wednesday Edition MissAdvised;-) Episode-6

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Hey Fabulous LaPazions, we’re back for another week of MissAdvised;-) that comes on Monday nights at 10pm EST on Bravo TV; which if you haven’t watched this show yet trust me your missing out because, its really stating to take shape! As always each episode starts off with a question to the ladies:

“ARE YOU COMFORTABLE WITH SHOWING YOUR EMOTIONS?”

It was so funny because, I already knew the answer to this question prior to any of the ladies answering. Julia, Amy and Emily all answered “NO.” This weeks show was very interesting to me because it had a lot to really digest and to sort out and even when I spoke with my Partner Najaam Lee of “Gosh About” located at http://goshabout.wordpress.com she as well was having a hard time in putting words to this episode, so you know I’m looking forward to reading her post.

We start off in New York with AMY:

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Who is feeling rather depressed because; as you remember last week Lewis dropped kicked her to the curb and bounced on her way out and landed hard on her face.. LOL!! (Sorry she just really had it coming) Anyway so she is packing up to run to Joseph her friend/secret boyfriend who lives in Connecticut, which by the way is also giving a party over the weekend and has invited her to attend. Before she goes to Joseph she is going to first stop at a possible clients house on the way, who was referred to her via Joseph. Now, we get to Tina’s home and when Amy walks in she makes a quick judgment call, in regards to the skins and animal heads in the room that someone is into guns and the householder Tina; states “I am into shooting and guns.” Very cut and dry and a little more on the defensive side but, Amy just being Amy didn’t pick-up on it at all. As Amy is speaking with Tina you can see Tina’s body-language change somewhat and that she is now, no longer sitting back but, is sitting up and forward. Amy starts with her normal spiel in regards to her following her rules and that she is going to have to stop being so masculine, questioning her honesty of if she is or really hasn’t been dating for a year and a half, then she states to Tina that she is rusty and Tina assures her that she isn’t rusty and Amy says with a rather quick Tongue well either you listen to me or you will be alone and doing what you’re doing now and not have a man. I wish you could have seen the “Potential” clients face when she gave her a “Proverbial” back handed slap to her face when Tina helped her with her coat as she was leaving. In all honesty as a Professional looking in at this I don’t really see Tina signing on with Amy to help her with anything in all honesty. Look we will get back to Amy because trust me you don’t want to miss what is going to come up at Joseph’s party!!

Let’s head over to San Francisco with Emily:

Phone Sex

 

You know we find Emily in the studio with her Co-host Menace, where they are speaking about her unbelievable situation from last week and why she seems to be bringing this type of energy into her life, then he says to her well who do you have lined up for this weeks show? Emily introduces Jessica who is a Phone Sex Operator, she starts off her question with how she got involved in the business and what is a typical kind of call and ask for a little demonstration which got Menace and Emily a little excited. Emily, brings up that she has a long distance relationship and Menace says so quickly well, Emily here’s your chance to practice your phone sex and instead of her saying NO and I’ll leave it to the expert and start asking Jessica a few more questions; she starts and as she kept talking you could see her turning red and getting more and more uncomfortable.. She is such an odd ball at times you just want her to say no sometime and to be the supposed expert that she claims to be.. I’ll come back to Emily because you know there is so much more when it comes to this woman.

You know exactly where we are headed now and its to Crazyville Julia:

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Julia is about to throw her first “Big Girl” dinner part in her entire life with her roommate JP but, the whole time she is getting ready and talking to JP about the dinner party she is so upset that Andrew, you remember Andrew from last week that she took to Prom for the date? Well that is who she is upset over because he stated he couldn’t make it due to work, which is a very good reason. Andrew and Julia, since going out on that very odd date have been in constant communication with each other via email, txt messages and by phone. Now he cannot make it we’re seeing the 12 year old Julia appearing gradually because, she is starting to whine and is laying on the sofa in her bathrobe and then she does it, she picks the phone up and calls Andrew(Side Note: Julia says that she has one rule that she never breaks and that is “You should Never Convince a guy to come to see youHello!! BREAKING NEWS! Julia that is what you’re doing) and as she’s speaking with him she’s starting to pressure him and to give him the guilt and like a tornado JP comes running out the room in her towel to get her to hang the phone up before Julia says something or acts just totally inappropriate again! LOL!! Imagine having to be her wing man.. LOL!! Let’s go back to Connecticut where we left Amy:

Now Amy gets to Josephs’ house and they are chatting with each other and she says to him I brought a really cute sparkly dress for tonight party and Joseph is like okay but cover your shoes or take off your shoes. His floors are beautiful and hard wood and have be polished and varnished to the utmost of perfection which I did take note of, Joseph has a little OCD in him and he is not going to allow anyone to muss nor scuff his floors. The guess are arriving for the party and Julia is looking okay in her sparkly dress a little bit much for this crowd but its okay she’s having fun and drinking her wine and then low and behold Tina arrives at the party and states to Julia that she wanted to speak with her (Side Note: Tina’s body-language is very up-tight when she sits down with Amy, she’s right on the edge of her seat, her eyes are slightly squinted and her lips are rather pursed) She states to Amy that she really found her meeting rather disturbing and that she was rather insulting and instead of Amy possible handling this with a little tacked and professionalism she in turns says to Tina; you didn’t really have and issue when I was at your house and now you’re telling me this, I’m sorry but this isn’t the time nor the place. Amy, walks away from Tina and like some crazed woman Tina goes over to Amy and starts again with her and when Amy goes to walk away Tina, has a slight grip on her arm and when Amy like pulls away the drink she had in her had splashes on Tina’s sleeve and now she is going to make a seen of all seen with Amy and says that she is fired and she stinks at her job and she needs to figure out how to speak to clients and be professional it was just horrific at a private cocktail party. You have to see the fight (please click on the hyper link) The Drink Spill Heard Around the World  I know its just too good for words, I mean Amy thought she was escaping from the crazy and depressed and she like walked right into it! Well, Tina leaves the party and the singer blond guy nothing like who Amy would speak to takes the stage well the floor and starts to sing and Amy, is like caught up in him playing the guitar, she whistles like some guy haling a cab in NY and is doing Cat Calls… I mean so out of her stiff Characteristics, I was rather shocked by her and Najaam also couldn’t believe what we we’re seeing from Amy. Right after the singer stops his performance he comes over to Amy and tells her how sorry he was that the woman attacked her and he had her back (WHATEVER!) He ask Amy out to go to the Apple Orchard and to go pick apples and she acts a little corny but, excepts the date offer and then ask him if it was others joining them and he said NO its just us and she says okay; then ask him what should she wear to pick apples. HELLO!! COME ON AMY THIS ISN’T LIKE YOUR GOING TO DO BRAIN SERGUREY!! I was like here we go with the dumbness. We’ll come back to this but, let’s go back to Emily in San Francisco.

After the show Emily and Menace go for a drink which, they use to do per Emily. For some odd reason I just am pick up a real kind of vibe from the two of them like if Menace wasn’t married and if Emily wasn’t such a head case, he may want to attempt a something with her; meaning try to be in a relationship with her.. This is just me speculating and looking as and outsider of these two. Now Menace and Emily are sitting and having drinks really have a good conversation about why Emily has such a hard time in letting people in (meaning men) that she can or could have a possible relationship with. Then Emily starts talking about her father who she lost when she was 19 years old and how that really impacted her life and even the way that she went about dating. Menace really hears all of what Emily is saying and then he encourages her to really think about going back to therapy to workout, mend and connect to her real feelings. She takes his suggestion and goes back to her old therapist, who by the way is rather surprised to see Emily and they get right into things and she gets Emily to see that she is holding back and why and Emily is seeing that she needs help to move forward so may be, if their is any hope with her and David R. they will make it. 

Heading back to Los Angeles where Julia is having a dinner party. Julia and JP are getting everything setup and they decide that dinner is going to be buffet style where people can help themselves. Now, I cannot forget or not tell you all that Julia has also invited her ex-Taylor to this dinner party that she wanted Andrew to attend. I found a few things to be very interesting 1st: Julia, finds it very important to stay friends with her ex’s 2nd: She feels like Taylor meeting the person she is interested in is a good thing and 3rd: She really values his opinion in regards to who she is seeing or has feeling for. I don’t know if that is odd to any of you but it is supper crazy to me. You broke up with this person for some reason and he’s and ex and should stay just that X and not up in your life but, Hey this is Julia I’m speaking of. Well, she is sitting and telling any and everyone during the dinner or after dinner who are captured into listening to her go on and on about Andrew and then a Knock on the door.  Well needless to say its Andrew who came from San Fran to be with Julia. When Julia answers the door and sees its Andrew this Nut falls on the floor and is acting like some hyperactive child and all the women who are sitting and watching her (Side Note: If looks could kill Julia would be dead and they are all like this is so why men take advantage of us) are just in pure shock in the manner in which Julia is acting. Andrew finally gets to come into the house and she is like your here and you made it and I’m so shocked, what made you or how did you get here? Andrew, simply said its, the guilt that you laid on me that made me really come out her (Side Note: Let’s talk about Andrews body-language: He’s a little put off by her and when others are saying all that she was saying prior to him coming he looks like I’m over this and after this I just need to have time alone from you). I mean in all honesty Julia acts like a person who has either been molested or abused and if neither of these things have happened with her she really should catch hold of herself.

See I told you it was really a full Episode and there is so much more I want to say but, I don’t think you all can handle any more than what I’ve placed in this post. Next week is going to be even better!!

I almost forgot the bonus, that I got for all of you the checklist Julia holds/measures all her potential husbands against all 73 items:

1. Loves me unconditionally
2. Kind / thoughtful / sweet / doting
3. Brilliant
4.
Intellectual curiosity
5. Well-read / loves reading / reads The Atlantic, Fast Company, WIRED
6. Fascinating
7. Creative
8. Fantastic conversationalist
9. Can talk with him for hours and not run out of things to say
10. Handsome / tall / great body / will age well / full head of hair
11. Morally sound / honest / ethical
12. Dependable
13. Strong & consistent emotionally
14. Faithful / loyal
15. Good
family values
16. Adventurous
17. Fun!
18. Hilarious / makes me laugh
19. Understands me
20. Great school / well-educated
21. Fantastic, close-knit, smart friends
22. Ambitious
23. Entrepreneurial
24. Generous
25. Financially responsible
26. Wonderful family / intact parental marriage
27. Chemistry (physical, intellectual, and emotional)
28. Wants to live in a warm climate (preferably Palo Alto)
29. Makes me feel secure and loved
30. Supports me
emotionally

31. Chivalrous / impeccable manners
32. Preppy dresser
33. Enjoys playing tennis, horseback riding, skiing, biking
34. Would make a great dad and wants to have
kids (would have beautiful, smart kids with me!)
35. Beautiful writer and speaker
36. Writes love letters
37. Well-traveled / wants to travel with me (in style!)
38. Spiritual / believes in God / has strong faith
39. Does good for others
40. Brings out the best in me / makes me a better person
41. A true teammate and partner
42. Has a close knit, fun, intelligent, interesting
family who loves me
43. Is within five years of my age
44. Loves learning
45. Romantic
46. Always makes me feel special
47. Pushes me to be my best self
48. Can play piano or guitar brilliantly (or sing)
49. Healthy
50. Temperate and not into excessive drinking or irresponsible drug use
51. Teaches me interesting things every day
52. Inspiring
53. Respectful
54. Worldly
55. Is ready to get married in the next two years
56. Has a beautiful home / great eye for design
57. Owns a fast, sexy car
58. Confident
59. Talented lover
60. Balanced -- values his work, friends, and hobbies (but I am top priority!)

61. Connected
62. Well-liked / beloved
63. Loves animals -- especially Lilly!
64. 75% homebody, 25% enjoys swanky events
65. Politically liberal / socially liberal
66. Great photographer / likes taking photos
67. Loves a good costume party!
68. Joie de vivre
69. First marriage (never been married or engaged before)
70. Perceptive
71. Will support me in whatever I want to do
72. A good friend
73. Dreams big -- and makes those dreams a reality

 

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Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Special Wednesday Exclusive Episode 5 MissAdvised;-)

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 OMG! I think the more that I watch this show the more that I really start seeing these ladies are true head cases. The show starts off with the opening question to the ladies:

“Is Being Yourself a Good Strategy for Dating”

To be totally honest with you all I cannot begin to tell you how important it is to be you when you start out on your date. I mean you need to realize being yourself isn’t so much a strategy but, its more of being authentic and true about who you are. Now if you choose to hold back a few things until you really get to know this person or even to see if there is going to be a second date is good; my grandmother gave me a piece of advise “ You as a lady should never show your full-hand at one sitting because, you never know if that person is coming with a full-house or just bluffing and has all trash in their hand.” I found that to be the best advise but, being yourself shouldn’t be or become a strategy in dating.

 

Our ladies on the other hand felt somewhat different across the table but, all and all they felt that being you should be a good strategy to play and if you cannot be you then that means this person isn’t for you. This week I found myself really sitting and thinking after the show was over in regards to each of these ladies and I’ll explain why as we get into Monday nights episode; and you’ll see why I say the things that I will say.

Let’s start with Emily who is in San Francisco: Last week as you know she did the whole thing with yucky creepy Reid you remember “Kissing Demo” well, we find her on her radio show with Menace her Co-host who, in turn says that he couldn’t believe that she went on this unreal date or put herself into that whole situation. Well, as she is telling Menace about the thing with Reid some how or another the question of did she want to kiss Menace came up who they have been working with each other for a little over 6 yrs. and no sort of feelings or anything has come up between them. Needless to say Emily, goes over and kisses Menace and I don’t mean like a peck for a dudeEmily Kissing that I work with and respect as my partner on the air.. I mean it was very odd and they both felt how odd it was afterward because; they both really didn’t know what to say to each other.. (Pure stupidity) Emily, is such a peculiarity type of person, I say this because in one breath she speaks of wanting a true and exclusive relationship but, then she says she isn’t sure she is ready to just be in an exclusive type of relationship. I mean just a little over a week ago she was back in Michigan, just eating up the attention and speaking on having that special someone to come home to or turn to and now she’s out with Reid examining open relationships and then she wonders what would make him think she would want to have a 3 some.. Guess what this week she goes out on a date with this guy Zach who is a blind date and they go on this date that is odd but, hey its Emily and they start doing Acrobatic Yoga together; and then as they sat casually on the grass feeling rather relaxed and into each other and speaking of what each of them are doing Zach by the way is in school getting his Doctorate in Sexuality states “I’m in an Exclusive relationship for 1yr with a really sweet girl who is open to bringing other women into our relationship for a 3 some, and he would like to know if Emily would be open to this?” Emily, looks at the camera and seriously says hello what makes them feel I would want to be in a relationship of such.. Hmmm Let’s see maybe its the energy that she’s putting out there because, when she called her friend to tell them how this date went the friend even had to question her on was this something she wouldn’t be interested in.. Emily1 I told you she has serious issues and is so jaded that she couldn’t find real love or true love if it walked up and slugged her up side her head.. I find her to be just gross in her way of thinking and actions and she needs to first deal with her issues that she has with the way she sees relationships either she was seriously hurt but, as I say this Emily states “I guess all of my feelings stem from the dysfunctional way that my mother handled relationships and how many times she was married and divorced.”   Prior to Emily getting involved with David which by the way, he is coming to San Fran next week for a few weeks, she needs to go and sit on someone’s couch quickly.

Next Stop is New York City where we find Amy: We find Amy on the phone with her client/last date Tim who she has fixed up with Lauren and she is going over the rules and making sure he is ready for his date and very adamant about him understanding and following her rules that, needless to say she doesn’t follow nor heed at any point in her own relationship or dating life.Amy1 In the meantime of her being on this call her Partner in Business comes in Jay, to talk and see how she is and as she hangs the phone up she starts speaking about Lewis, and Jay tells her she need to lighten up and just have FUN!! As those words are coming out of Jays mouth a text message comes in from Lewis to Amy asking her out and kind of making a joke at the situation from the week before in a sarcastic playful way and he puts like a wink and smiley face (Hope you had a good time on our last date ;-). Jay tells Amy to let it go and not to read so much into everything and just reply back that she would like to join him on the date and to keep it light fun and allow herself to loosen up and let her hair down. In the mean-time Amy decides she needs to call a good friend/Stylist over to help her select a more relaxed and not so stiff of a look for this date, what her friend selects is a white wife beater with a black sequence jacket/jean and a cute high heel. I just have to roll forward for you all to the date!! Now they go to this diner for dinner and they are sitting trying to figure out what to have for dinner but, Lewis isn’t like his flirty sexy self in all honesty I don’t know it could just be me.. Anyway, he says to Amy can you have red meat? (really kind of dry and sarcastic because, you know on the first date she counted the calories of his dinner and her hot chocolate) Amy, is all like oh yes, I allow myself once a-week red meat and orders a hamburger and I have no idea what Lewis ordered… During the dinner Amy can feel that their is something wrong with Lewis and he says look to be honest “I thought about how you acted last week over me missing 1 text and I have to be honest I’m just not feeling the way in which you acted.” Amy and Lewis1 Amy, says well I apologized and she starts stating that he is critiquing her and Lewis said you asked me to do this and she says well I’m not asking you to do it now and out of NO where Lewis, who just became my HERO says look I really don’t feel we need to see each other at this time and like a BAT OUT OF HELL Amy, popped up from the table and ran out the door.. Hahahaha!! LOL!! I’m sorry she so deserved this because she, pulled some kind of stalker/insecure/desperate Chic out on Lewis with the 1 missed text message.. I mean she couldn’t even get herself together to call her friend who helped her get dressed to tell her he dumped her.. Poetic Justice if I may say so!! LOL!!

Now look I saved Julia to last Los Angeles: You guys Julia decides that she is going to speak with another professional and this time she calls Peter Crone a Happiness Expert he helps individuals rewire how they relate to others-Peter wants to know what is her issue and Julia says writing-How this is something that she is supposedly in love with ergo the job with Elle “Hello” and the expert sees through this which in turn he says this isn’t the problem its really “FEAR” all kinds of bells and whistles really went off because you can see it. Anyway, she starts with the water works this chic needs and Emmy for her performance on this show in all honesty- Peter, says to her that she needs to stop trying to be perfect/fake and unauthentic (Hello running theme she doesn’t get it!! HELLO!!!) He tells Julia to be real and for the first time Julia said something that is so honest “I don’t know if I know who the real Julia really is” I was like thank you its about time your honest with someone and he missed it because she said it under a tone of laughter.. Well, anyway, she meets this woman out in LA that she becomes friends with and her name is Jessica, and she comes over because Julia tells her she met a guy excuse me in the words of Julia “I met a boy on Facebook”  then she tells Jessica that if this date doesn’t workout she is thinking of possibly becoming a lesbian, so Andrew and Julia have been friends on FB for about 1year and they chit-chat a lot and she invited him to come to LA and she planned the full-date again.. Taking charge being the man, not allowing the guy to have any input and just pure pushy. Julia tells Jessica that she has planned a Prom date for her and Andrew and she has every prom dress she ever wore when she was in school.. I really saw Jessica kind of slow look at the door like should I run now or should I stay? LOL! She started trying on these prom dresses while Jessica is there and I just wish you could have seen Jessica’s face and then she says to Julia “Do you really think this is such a good idea or maybe a bit much” Julia turns and says to Jessica “This is the real me and I have to be authentic and I guess since I’m paying for everything I’m going to just mess with this guy” (side note: If you recall Julia stated, she didn’t know who she was and how hard it was to be so authentic when you’re working to find that real person) Who is the lying here? Anyway, she goes and picks Andrew up and she is wearing this little black short skirt w/knee high socks and this little crop top so childish in all honesty… (I want to interject at this point: Julia acts as if she is a person who was molested as a child. She has all of the behaviors of a child who has survived molestation at a young age and I wouldn’t be surprised if we find out later that she was) Anyway, Andrew ask her what are they going to do and she says I’m not going to tell you yet, and next thing you know they are pulling up in front of a Tuxedo shop and he is like is this for real is this for me? Needless to say she is like yup come on and laughing like and uncontrolled hyena.. Andrew tries on several tuxes and finally comes out with the one he like and a caneJulias date  he is such a good sport and is like okay well I think I’m ready now Julia what do you think and just as he says this the laughing Court jester comes popping out from behind the wall in this ugly 1980 prom dress and Andrew just was like I should have known it and just laughed and played along with his crazy date

Julia Prom dressNow look speed forward to the end of this crazy date that she planned and the good nature that Andrew took everything and even enjoyed this odd woman. Now Julia is in the Limo with Andrew and they are standing through the sunroof and she’s screaming we’re on our Prom and they kiss and its a good kiss and then kiss again in the Limo.. Now she takes Andrew back to his hotel and they are standing outside and she’s laughing again like some joke was just told and Andrew says well, I guess next date I get to plan and she doesn’t respond and then, he ask when do you want to get together and Julia blows him off and says just Kiss me and then tells him you have my numbers call me.. I’m like you are playing games and its just about you writing a story for Elle!! Julia, is like a real shallow book and as you start reading it, it becomes so clear that she is just about herself and she is just about getting her own TV show at any cost.  

We cannot wait to see what next week will bring on MissAdvised;-), Monday Nights at 10pm EST on Bravo TV after New York Housewives.

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Monday, July 16, 2012

Sparks Fly at BeBe’s!

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Yes its so true that BeBe finally let the sparks fly because, they’ve hired the beautiful, talented and so gifted American Idol winner Jordan Sparks as their spokes person. I’m so excited to here that this amazing singer is now the new face of BeBe, because we just don’t get to hear enough about her. I don’t know if you all are aware of her fabulous makeover well I wouldn’t even state its a makeover, its more of her just getting healthy and watching what she eats that is really what has helped her to slim down and look so stunning. You know Jordan, has such a bright smile and had a main of hair to die for but the new Jordan is very grown and sexy! This is the lovely Jordan Sparks that most of you may remember via winning Idol and doing other major projects right after leaving Idol:

american-idol-jordin-sparks jordin-sparks jordin-sparks-1The new healthier Jordan is still that beautiful sweet girl, but she surly looks a little more alluring, sexy and very HOT!!  I have to Jordan is really stepping into her womanhood, and bring such an amazing air to the BeBe ad’s and they pick a woman that is just truly unable to take a bad photograph no matter if she’s taking it with her camera phone or if on the Red Carpet or doing the ad for BeBe:

fc03e3c4cc4811e1af7612313813f8e8_7I know look at her she is just breath taking and looking Gorgeous!! She looks just amazing in these photos and you still can see the playful, full of life young lady that we got to meet and all fall in love with during Idol but, she is really grown up and the blown-out hair just makes her have a certain jenesequa.  Just to let you all know,  this beautiful young lady has been doing amazing things in her career from her music to her being on Broadway and now as some of you all may or may not know she did; a movie with the late Whitney Houston which will be coming out in August or September of this year.  Jordan is also seeing the Jason Derulo and she also nursed him back to health after his accident and the two are very happy and they seem to have a lot of things in common with each other and they also look so sexy together:

nurse maid healthy back in love Jordan and Jason Jordan and Jason sexy shotJordan really has sparked and she is doing major things in her career and life, and we’re just looking forward to seeing more of this young talented singer and hope that she will do more promotional and makeup advertisements.

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Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Special Edition Episode 4 MissAdvised;-)

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Hey Fabulous LaPazions welcome back to another Special Edition of our coverage of Monday nights', Bravo TV’s MissAdvised;-). The show always opens with a great question that is put to the ladies and this week the question was “Who Should Make the First Move?” I almost could tell you verbatim what each of the ladies was going to answer, and guess what I wasn’t wrong:

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 Julia-LA: “(Openings Answer) I feel that the man should make the first move like men back in my fathers day did (Daddy Issues)”: This week of coarse like each week its all about Julia.com/net/org and her antics for this week was to go and visit a Witch-You read this correctly the nut went to a witch to give her like a love potion. Julia, is so over the top and just the pure desperation is starting to make me sick of her. You all remember that last week she went on another date via the “Love Coach” that told her to try and be her “Authentic” self on this date and not to do all of the things that run the men away from her. (Side Note: What people are missing is, Julia; I personally feel doesn’t really know who that Authentic person really is and she couldn’t be Authentic if we paid her) The witches instruct her on what she needs to do and it was so bad that the one witch calls on the help of the Magola who gives Julia this box to place these issues into that put far away from her to bury it. Needless to tell you all when it comes to Julia, she cannot follow directions to save her life, and allow things to happen and not force or make things happen. Airgo calling William and making another Ass of herself which by the way she does with perfect ease and effortlessness. I tire of this woman so let’s move onto Emily.

Emily Morse 

Emily-San Francisco: “(Openings Answer) I feel if its right and you think your able to make the move it doesn’t matter as long as someone does make the move (Whatever is all I have to say to that Answer)”: This week starts off as always Emily at her Radio show Sex with Emily; where she is speaking to her Co-host regarding her date she had in Michigan with David R. and how wonderful it was and how she enjoyed herself but, as always the Co-host from hell brings up her negative attribute which is her lack of commitment or not willing to really be monogamous. Right in the middle of the conversation this very odd looking fellow comes peering into the studio which is her guest for the evening Reid. Focus on this what Reid looks like if you ever have seen the move Spiderman  where the evil Green-Goblin is after him well this is exactly what Reid looks like the Dad after her turns into the Green-Goblin and he hears the voice speaking to him well now you get a very clear picture of this creepy guy. Anyway, Reid comes onto the show and he states that he is in a polymerous relationship basically means that him and his significant other can bring in men or woman into the bedroom and they can see others but, still be somewhat monogamous. During the interview Reid starts speaking about his classes he holds well demonstrations of different love styles and he invites Emily to join him as his demo partner for this “Kissing” demonstration. (Side Note: I just knew when Emily looked at Weird- yucky Reid, she would say thanks but, no I’ll just come and watch but, Emily is weak and unable to just say NO) Needless to say Emily agrees to be the Demo partner for this very odd evening. I have to come back to this and take you over to Amy.

Amy Laurent 

Amy-New York: “(Opening Answer) I know this is the new age but, I still feel the guy should make the first move but, sometimes you need to take that step,” I hate to open this conversation up about Amy in a negative but, in all honesty. Anyway as we meet up with Amy she is speaking with her good friend Lorenzo (which by the way is another hypocritical thing of hers) Now you know that Amy is trying the dating thing and has only been out on 2 dates and she says to Lorenzo that she feels as if she is “Gorging out on dating.” Then on top of everything else she is spazing out on the fact that Lewis still hasn’t contacted her and basically its only be like 2-3 days since the date and all, so I really feel what it is, Amy really fell hard for Lewis more than she really wants to admit to. Lorenzo and Amy meet up again to talk and shop and as they are walking along Lorenzo says to Amy that he couldn’t get over how she is acting over this young 28 year old Lewis and that she needs to date up and how he cannot understand why she doesn’t date someone in the 40’s or just above 40 that have their heads on straight. Amy has the nerve to say that 40+ is Too Old for her.. Hello your in your mid 30’s news flash this isn’t too old for you this is just right for you but, duh!! Is really all I can say about that statement it blew my mind that she thinks mid 40 is too old and not right for her. Anyway lets go back to Julia.

Julia: Okay Julia calls William and she does make the date and for the date she sets everything up (Just put her man gear on an emasculated William) now she plans out this date where she going to take William to go wine tasting and horse back riding, plus she ordered them a Limo for this date. Needless to say William shows up for the date and looks so uncomfortable as Julia is gushing and doing her best act of trying to not be turned on which she is and is ready to jump on him just as she did with poor Chris.. They go on the date and they get to the point where they come to the wine tasting and Julia is trying her best to get William drunk, pouring more wine in his glass than hers and telling the wine aficionado to giving him more than he gives her. They meaning William and Julia go and sit down and she like falling and pawing all over William and he looks so uncomfortable and just like how do I get out of here.  Well she says to give her a kiss and he does the real G Move and just as she’s at his lips turns his head slightly and she get the side of his mouth. Julia, get’s this little attitude and states to William; “after I got you a limo and took you to a nice date like this I cannot get a simple kiss? I really think I could get a kiss, so William kisses her and you can see he throws up a little bit in his mouth after she swallows his throat. LOL!!!  I mean in all honesty if I was this guy I would just be like listen I’m just not into you and I appreciate the date but, I cannot handle this. No when she says do you want to go out again it was an awkward yes and I’ll call you. Needless to tell you all this is going to go in circles until William man’s up and tells Julia “I’m sorry you’re to pushy and demanding and insecure for me to date you.”

Emily: Reid and Emily are doing this demo showing how the response to kissing should look for you and your partner and it is just pure disgusting and pervert Reid just gets to have his way with other women.  Once this demo is over he invites Emily out for a drink, no shocker here cause you can see where this is going but, not Emily she’s all like sure I’ll have a drink with you and as soon as they have the drink Reid invites her to come back to his home with his odd partner for 13+years.  They get to the house and the house is done in a style of beatniks and pillows sitting on the floor well laying on the floor with them and then Reid says to Emily he’s ready for his partner Allison and Emily to have Sex, and Emily looks like a cat that was caught trying to get the bird out of the cage. She’s like oh, I’m just not ready for this and I cannot make this step-You should have seen how fast Reid and Allison got Emily out of the house but, with the invitation of whenever she is ready to please come back.. Can you just say YUCK!!

Amy: She get’s her phone call from Lewis finally and he ask her to go Salsa dancing and she has this sort of stank attitude with him and excepts his invitation to go out.  Once she does she starts feeling like a school girl with the butterflies in her stomach and nerves just pumping out of control so she instantly jumps on the phone and calls Lorenzo, to ask him “How should she dress going out to dance?” Lorenzo is like “Amy are you serious its a dance of passion and being sexy, what do you think? What is your issue Amy just dress like you would for something sexy and fun”. Date night, Lewis tells her to meet him at the place and she acted like he cursed her but, she got there just fine. Well when she see Lewis, who really looked very handsome and was happy to see Amy, she gave him this kind of stand off attitude with a slight indignation. I’m like are you so high school and childish that your going to act like this all night. Nope she took it to the next level by telling Lewis, how upset she was that he didn’t call her and Lewis thought she was joking at first but, then quickly saw she wasn’t and said well Amy its only been 2-3 weeks since seeing you and I sent you and email. She was going to have her temper tantrum, until he apologized and Lewis did just that apologized and asked her did she think she could move on and have fun. Amy was like yes that is all I needed from you was an apology for me to feel better and she said some other stuff that was like so irrelevant that I cannot begin to tell what it was. 

Bravo LadiesNeedless to tell you all these ladies have such issues that its becoming tiresome and that as a Life Coach, I think they need to first and foremost; prior to looking for love is to really sit down and figure out who and what they want out of their own lives prior to them entering into another persons’ life. Now with regards to “Who should ask whom out first” With woman being so forward in their careers and life they should feel they can make the first move of introducing themselves but, then know that you have to stop being the man and allow the guy to make the move afterward. Meaning stop being a man and let yourself be the lady that you really should be.

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Monday, July 9, 2012

Dessert for Fashion Idea

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Sonya LaRae: Editor-in-Chief

Meah: Editor

Photographs by: S. LaRae & D. Robinson

 

Yummy dessert has to be one of my favorite parts of any meal but, one evening I was in my kitchen whipping up a batch of my Mint Chocolate Cupcakes for a good friends baby shower; and it made me start thinking of how beautiful the colors look together. That really rich green with the deep mint chocolate its just pure beauty and just yummy, and why would it look just as good as a cute little summer outfit for a Bar-B-Q or some other little event that you may want to attend. Here is the inspiration for this article first and foremost:

Cupcake2Aren’t they just delicious looking well they taste as good as the look but, then it made me want to move to the closet and see what I could place with what and my statement color had to be the mint, because it is just that cooling effect and its lush. Now ladies every shade of green isn’t for everyone so you must be mindful of this and then look into getting a color analysis, with and Image Consultant so, this way you’ll look bright and youthful and not drained and pulled down. You’ll also want to go with a nice shade of chocolate something that is deep in color and if you cannot get a chocolate dry it in a deep grey shade that is rich and takes on the hues of that chocolate factor and don’t forget the accessories.  You’ll want to go with the chocolate factor if your with the deep mint green on top but, if you have the chocolate on top and the mint green on the bottom flip it where you have the green as your signature jewelry and the rest will just work itself out. Let me show you how I thought you could play this great little baked yummy off for a Fabulous Day of Treats and Fun:

cupcake3Then don’t forget your makeup try putting on a very natural face but, play up your eyes like the jeweled peacocks because the green will look fabulous but, instead of going with the deep chocolate we did a great hue to pop off our green and play it up just a little bit more:

cupcake1I think however you decide to play up your makeup just remember that sometimes we can take inspiration from a little bit of everything; just I did with my cupcakes. I love that you can see the shine of the two and its always good to play with your food every now and then!!

 

We would love to hear your thoughts on this article and also see some of your inspirations when it comes to your look or what makes you rock a certain look! Well Loves whatever it is keep being Fashionable, Creative and Always Fabulous!

 

 

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Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Special Wednesday Exclusive Episode 3 MissAdvised;-)

Snapshot of me 2

Editor-in-Chief: Sonya LaRae

Editor: Meah

Photographs: Via Google

Article By: Sonya LaRae-Certified Life Coach

 

 

Welcome back to another week of MissAdvised';-), this weeks episode was about “Types”, you know What type of person that you would like to marry or have in you life? The show opens with just the ladies sitting one-on-one with the interviewer and the camera’s focused on what the replies to this question will be:

Julia- Answered first by stating: I want someone who is like my father (Okay that just wasn’t a real news breaker her when she said that because it was, everything we knew she was going to say and some).

Emily- Answered She wants someone who is not afraid to be more adventures in there sexuality (No shocker either because we realized that she is a closet freak and sometimes not so much in the closet either).

Amy- Answered that she is interested in having real love and someone who is just in love with her (I don’t find this to be unusual for her either because how desperate she wanted to be excepted by her last date with young Lewis)

Bravo Ladies Now into the show we go it opens up with Emily who decides that she is going to go to Michigan, which is back home to visit her family and she finds out from a good friend of hers that David R. an old high school/Elementary school crush is single. Which now means she super excited to return home where before she wasn’t so crazed over the idea and even brought it up with her menace of a Co-host (which by the way he really calls Emily out on things and makes sure that all of us know that she is a hypocrite) Look we’ll come back to Emily.

Its time to go to New York City where Amy lives and works. As you all remember last week she went on the date with Hot Lewis, where she acted like the crazed mom over calories in hot chocolate what the man was about to have for dinner which was his chicken pot-pie and she is trying to still figure out why Lewis hasn’t called. Hello Amy he got the memo from the NUT Fairy that said “Dude Run This One Has Too Many Issue” for this young 28 year old man. Amy, lets us know how much she really wants to be in love and how much she loves, love and the other thing is, she loves her job and helping individuals find that special someone and giving them the dos and don’ts of dating and the things that will help them have success in their relationships. HELLO Amy, newsflash!! Can you stop being a hypocrite and follow and take the advise that you give to your clients? Seriously! She lets her friend kind of set her up on another date with this guy Tim Sikes-Financial Advisor on Wall Street- Now watch this she doesn’t know how to take off the pants and allow herself to be a woman who wants to be courted- You what are you talking about? She calls Tim, which isn’t a bad thing being that she said she’d give him a call well she calls and says yeah I’d love to go out and then she takes off with out even allowing him to have a moment to say okay so would you like to go to? Nope she tells him well I thought we could meet at Alfiere Restaurant at such and such time. Stop taking over and let the man be the man and you try being a lady for just a moment. Well, lets head back to San Fran where we left Emily.

Hey did you all know that Emily got a Dog? When and what for? Emily is so excited to be going on her trip she is now changing the packing that she had done prior to finding out that David (High School Crush) is divorced from his wife and oh by the way she never said, “I’m sorry to hear that he is divorced is he okay? Anyone know what exactly happened?  Nothing like this had come out of her mouth not even when she was gushing with her mom over him. Now she is in Michigan and we get to finally meet Amy’s mother and step-father and they seem like a really nice couple but, hey to Emily, these people are the reason why she is the way she is. During dinner the subject of grandchildren come up and Emily’s mother says well you know you can always adopt a child because your getting older and you see Emily’s hair standup on the back of her neck.. LOL! She starts well I guess I could think of adoption being that I cannot find the right man and then there is the fact that I may have one dust free egg that can be harvested and just as the conversation was going to take another change the bell rings (Thank GOD!) Its Emily’s childhood friend that is married and has 2 children of her own living the life that Emily is so desperate to have but not really sure how she really thinks she will get it with the things she does and put out. Her girlfriend comes in they start chit-chatting and she ask Emily did you hear that David is divorced and back on the market and has been out dating and Emily say yes but, I don’t want to be the rebound date (only because her mother brought that up to her the night or so before hand) her girlfriend states he’s been out dating and she says I’m going to give him and a call and the NO don’t call sounded so fake when Emily yelled it out.. LOL!! Needless to say the date is set and they are going out.. Fast forward to the date Emily is out with David and you see her doing a great deal of flirting and her body language is like I want you and I want you now and his body-language is I want to have sex with you and just jump in bed with you now who really cares what your talk about because I’m just horny for you. The sexual tension through dinner is crazy and so after ward he ask her back to his place. Hello what do we really think is going to happen they are going to have a quick drink and then go home. NOT so they’re talking with each other and David get’s up and moves over to where Emily is sitting and puts his arm around her and  next thing you know he is kissing her and I don’t mean a little peck I mean oh is this how the back of your throat looks. I was like so I knew it and just end scene with them because we know where this is going to go and next week we’ll be talking about this and if she will come back to Michigan for Love.. NOT!!

Julia in LA as you know last week made a totally Ass of herself with Hot and Sexy Chris. Who you know he didn’t call her again and is praying never to see the nut again and is probably in therapy from the interaction he suffered with this nut case. Anyway, Julia calls her “Friend” Anna who is a “Love Coach” and let me tell you all the things she tells Julia is spot on and she is all the things that Anna says she is little to her little shocked face that its all so true. Anna tells Julia that she needs to cut back on that big laugh out loud because its not a Authentic telling her to stop talking so much and allow the other person to have time to speak and answer the questions she ask but, don’t be the reporter which, by the way I totally understood because as a Journalist you tend to sit on the end of your seat and interrogate the poor person, and it seemed as if everyone was telling Julia that she needed to be more Authentic from the Editor at her dream job told her the same thing with regards to her writings that she had submitted.

Look just to wrap things up in this way all of the ladies are still in the same spot (Wait not Julia, how? She listened to the Love Coach and went on her date with William and didn’t do all the annoying things she always does and she listened I mean she really listened to him and was Authentic and she now has a second date), so Emily and Amy are right were they have been since the show started still single, confused and not in love. Emily, is still giving in to fast and not really look for real love. Amy is still being extremely judgmental when it comes to her dates and the double standard in her own love life is major.

 

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